... walk into a kindergarten ... do I mention the bucket of lube now or later?
hehe, oh come on! You know that some of you are tickled pink at the idea, I mean it's not like that really happened or anything. Anyways on to the reason that I'm here ... as usual there is no reason, it's just that I have some time and felt like updating my blog with some insightful thoughts. You know, to help create conversation around the water cooler, or in your local brothel, or nunnery ..... mmmm ... nuns ..... rulers .......... sheep
Ummm, back to the reason I was here, or actually the reason I am here. Whiny people. I can't stand them. Anyone that whines deserves a thorough ass kicking ... actually they deserve to be left alone with Michael Jackson, a Priest, and one large and very horny Mastiff (it's a dog) ... oh AND NO BUCKET OF LUBE. Seriously it bothers me - I'm sure not as much as I bother some of you with these comments but - I just can't handle it. People know what I'm talking about, that person that just whines and whines until he or she gets their way, and if they don't get their way, well then at least they've ruined what could have been a good time for everyone. Makes me just want to beat something ... now some of you may think I'm just an angry child, or maybe I ate one too many paint chips, but seriously ... don't you people hate that? Drives me nuts, and contrary to popular belief I am not nuts ... just special ...
Sooooooo here is my proposition to all of you who actually read this stuff ... who has the best idea for what you could do to whiny people? Personally I would love nothing more than to subject them to a ceramic beating (please see last posting), although to be honest with you, that Mastiff is becoming one of my favorites.
Which brings me to my next point ... do people actually read this stuff, and if they do .... do you not have anything better to do? I mean ... you're reading something written by someone claiming to be a jermil .... I could think of animal porn sites that I'd rather be looking at ... mmmmmm .... animals .... sausage .... apples ..... ahhhhh .... See that makes absolutely no sense, but for whatever reason some of you are actually trying to put all that together (personally I would use seal pup, salami, and a nice bushel of granny smith apples, feels fantastic on your feet, and is really good for your skin ... of course what you do with all three is up to you)
until next time ...
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